Rhetorical Questions

Why, why, in the name of all that is logical in this world, would the Family Channel choose to show Cruel Intentions? When you have to edit something to the point that the plot of the movie no longer makes sense, perhaps it’s a sign that this movie does not fit the demographics of your channel. Honestly, if someone watched it who had never seen it before, they’d think it was about people with the superpowers to make people do whatever they wanted, because all of the arguments/coersions are cut out. But then, most of what they want them to do is cut out too, leaving a very confusing chain on non-events. It hurt my head to watch almost as much as when I tried to watch an edited version of Heathers. I made it about an hour into Cruel Intentions- I only lasted for 10 minutes with Heathers. It was just too weird that all the lines I knew were missing.

Why, why, in the name of all that is talented and smart and good in this world, is Master P still on Dancing with the Stars? The man can. not. dance. I don’t think the man WANTS to dance. Please, who ever is voting for him, put him and the rest of us out of our collective miseries, and STOP VOTING FOR HIM. There are a whole bunch of other couples who actually want to be there, let them stay on and let him go home. I’ve given up on the show, I refuse to watch it again until he’s gone. Instead I’m watching Skating with Celebrities, better known in my home as Skating with Disaster. Yay disaster!

3 thoughts on “Rhetorical Questions

  1. Hmm, an edited version of Heathers? Is that possible. This idea makes my head spin. Heathers is one of my favorite movies of yesteryears. I know if I watch it now it will be just as good as before when I had everything memorized, but i don’t want to ruin the magic because i know I would make the mistake of watching it with someone who becomes shocked and mad at my movie selection.

  2. This entry made me chuckle – ah, frustrations and confusion regarding tv programming. I know it well. Hi Maryanne! Thank you SOOOO much for the comment you left at my site. I wanted to email you, but can’t find any email link from either of your blogs. I’m enjoying looking through your blogs, though. 🙂 Have you ever been to http://www.jlank.blogspot.com/ ? Your 100 Books blog reminds me of his.

    Thank you again for your kind words – they mean a lot.

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