Ok, this is pretty funny. In a recent post on her blog, my Aunt Cindy posted the results of a google search on “Cindy needs”. The results were quite amusing. Here are my first 10 results for “Maryanne needs”.
Maryanne needs something better than the best electron microscopes can provide.
Truer words have never been spoken
Mary Anne needs to get some new friends, and that’s all there is too it!
More than that, Maryanne needs people to learn the difference between to and too.
MaryAnne needs a steady supply of running partners to fuel her passion.
Sure, why not.
Maryanne needs to believe that she deserves what she says she wants
This sounds like an overly complicated song lyric. But there should be another “that”- “that she deserves what she says that she wants.”
Mary Anne needs to talk to someone about flukes in the database.
Absolutely. Send them my way. Dang flukes.
MaryAnn needs 2-3 hours to set up the hands-on workshop the day or night before the actual workshop.
2-3 hours? More than that, surely.
Mary Anne needs some Midol.
That’s rather personal, don’t you think?
Maryanne needs to find time to exercise.
Maryanne needs to purchase 14 packages of paper plates.
I’ll get right on that.
Mary Anne needs to move on.
And with that, I’m off to bed.
Post your results in the comments. Or on your blog. Or don’t. But if you do, let me know. Especially if they’re funny.