that I don’t know if anyone will find as funny as I do, but here goes.
So Zoe’s middle name is Calamity. If we were to have another child, and it were to be a boy, his middle name would be Danger. If we were to have another child and it were a girl, her middle name would be…. we don’t know. From time to time B and I mess about trying to come up with another suitable name that would fit with the others, because you know, you have to plan ahead.
This Sunday during church, while Zoe was thankfully diverted by another little kid during Sacrament Meeting and his awesome mom was watching her, B and I used that time to be totally irreverent and come up with the following list of possibilities, all the while trying not to let our increasing giggles escape our row.
Speed (rejected because it would seem like we were copying Carla Speed McNeil)
Arsenal (also rejected for copying straight from Hopeless Savages)
Slingshot (my total favorite)