Random thoughts

I just got back from 1/2 hr on the elliptical machine at the gym, and as such am only capable of expressing the random thoughts that have been floating around my head today.

1. Have you heard the band Owl City?  Today I realized that their songs are what crushing tweeners would have  imagined Legolas singing to them  a couple years back when Lord of the Rings was huge. (You know, ignoring the whole ruthlessly impaling people with arrows thing, because he’s sensitive, dang it!)  Seriously, if songs are too twee for me, that’s saying something major.

2. I know I’m risking wrath here, but I CAN NOT see the appeal of John Mayer. He may be on my top 5 most disliked musicians list.

3. In a factor of about a billion more ( I don’t know how to say that, I don’t know math) than I dislike John Mayer, I HATE (HATE!) the smell that assaults you as you walk past Ambercrombie and Fitch at the mall. How does anyone shop there? Does this opinion make me old? Possibly.

4. I tried on roughly 17 dresses today (I have a hot date coming up!) and none were either long enough or had the right neckline. Or the sleeves were wrong. My friends who have similar dressing issues as I do- where do you find dresses? Not even fancy ones, just regular ones? I’m totally striking out here.

5. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is ramping up into something really interesting and unexpected. It probably wasn’t unexpected to anyone else in the world, but seeing as I seem to have had a pathological inability to remember  ANYTHING about the book before I started – (seriously, I’d read about it a number of times but could never recall anything about it, and then e-mailed a friend to ask him about it because I thought I remembered him mentioning it , and he responded that I had, in fact, GIVEN him the book)- the emerging locked door mystery was a pleasant surprise.

6. The genuis mix on my Nano right now is totally scoring for me. Gene, Travis, Suede, Manic Street Preachers,  U2 – awesome.

7. I have about 20 JD Salinger short stories in my possession that I have never read before. All previously published in magazines or such, but never collected. Unread Salinger, that’s about as close to literary heaven as I can get.  I’m also planning a re-read of Catcher in the Rye in honor of Salinger’s passing; I haven’t read it since high school.

8. I have lovely new rainboots- black and white go-go boot style. Truly the most happy making rainboots I’ve ever owned.  I can’t wait for it to rain again.

9. Speaking of lovely new things, I have the schnazziest new computer ever seen. She is tiny, she is shiny, she is quick and ruthlessly efficient. She’s pretty dang close to silent, and could take down any computer that got near her. She’s beautifully organized, but I can tell she has a firmly based core of feist. If she got drunk I’m almost positive she would punch her commanding officer in the face.  (Ok, so maybe not.) But, as such, she has been christened Starbuck. B made her for me, and she is almost as wonderful as he is.

10. It’s almost my bedtime. Tiny has been waking up obscenely early, which means I have been waking up just as obscenely early. Obscene, I tell you. Anyway, I’m going to bed.  Otherwise I’ll be grumpy in the morning, and that’s no fun for anyone. Just ask, they’ll tell you.  And I have to teach Sunday School tomorrow. Someone remind me of that tomorrow, I’m almost certain to forget. It’s a good lesson though, I’m excited.

What random thoughts have you had today?

At this moment:

Tiny is wearing green sunglasses with a flowers on them. Now she’s screaming and throwing them. She’s a fickle beast.

Z is coloring in a Hello Kitty activity book with 1 dark green crayon that she suspects isn’t actually green. “Mama, are you even sure this is green?” It is.

I need to get off my duff and tidy up my house. The maintenance guys are coming over to touch up the paint on our walls (for free! Score!) and while it doesn’t quite look like a tornado hit, it at least resembles the results of a strong wind.

I need to get off my duff and CLEAN my house. Book club is here tonight, and, well, the place needs to look better for the RS ladies than for the maintenance guys. (That’s saying nothing about either group, but the maintenance guys really don’t care. And the RS ladies will be here longer. And conversation flows better in a clean, yummy smelling house. Or something.)

I’m excited about the little blue leotard on the counter; the one that signifies that Z is visiting a dance class tomorrow to “try it out”.  Woohoo!

Tiny is pulling every single thing out of my bag. When she encounters a zipper she fusses at me until I open it so that she can get at the things inside.  At least she’s occupied.

I’m loving these pictures that B took using his new flash : Z as a rapper, more Z, Tiny

I’m enjoying The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo which I started last night.

I’m also enjoying this post, which really struck me today.

I am hopeful that it won’t rain today.

I really need to go at least take a shower before the maintenance guys get here, so I’m going now.

What’s going on at your house at this moment?

January books

I’ve decided to embrace my inner slackerness when it comes to posting about the books I read, and change my intent of writing about them right after they’re read to writing about them at the end of the month. I’ll feel less existential angst this way. (Or something.)

I’ve read 4 books so far this  month, and should have another finished up by the end of the month. That puts me solidly on my way to my goal of 50 for the year.

The House of Lost Souls by F.G. Cottam was a total impulse grab from the library. The blurb about the book included a haunting and a “decadent party in the 1920s”, and well, if I’m anything, I’m a sucker for the 1920s; decadent parties from then even more so.  The story was interesting, hinging on a house possessed of such evil that it makes anyone who visits insane (and ultimately suicidal)  from continual haunting after they leave the house. Only one man had successfully “gotten away” from the house, but he realizes he’s still embroiled in its evil after he’s called upon to help some college students who were lured to the house.  As the story progresses we learn how he was originally involved in the mystery of the house, and as he tries to help the girls, he discovers the truth of the house.  (It all started with said decadent party in the 1920s. )  Anyway, overall it was quite good, with some very well drawn characters. It’s only flaw for me was a rather sudden and surprising resolution that left me wanting far more information. (Let me be clear- there was enough information given, it wasn’t confusing or anything, I just wanted more.)

Simplicity Parenting: Using the Extraordinary Power of Less to Raise Calmer, Happier, and More Secure Kids by Kim John Payne with Lisa M. Ross is one of the best parenting books I’ve read in quite a while. Payne maintains that kids are being overwhelmed by too many toys, too many activities, too much information, too many choices, and that that by simplifying in all of those areas, they will do better and be happier. There’s seriously so much in this book that I can’t begin to summarize it all; all I will say is that I HIGHLY recommend it, and it’s one I’ll go back to over and over again.

Iorich by Steven Brust was everything I wanted and more. I adore Brust’s Vlad Taltos series, and this episode returned to his trademark wit.  There was a good section of 10 or so pages in a row where I just cracked up on every page. This installment sees Vlad trying to help his falsely (but kind of rightly, because she did what she was accused of, but that’s not why she was actually imprisoned) imprisoned friend while negotiating his way through the political machinations of the powers that be (who are also his, and the imprisioned’s, friends, but are bound by duty to do their jobs) and solving a conspiracy.  Getting to see Cawti and Krager again, as well as meeting Vlad Jr. was fantastic as well.

We’re reading Persuasion by Jane Austen for book club this month, and I started reading, and then it looked like I was going to miss book club, and I had so many other things to read that I stopped reading, and then book club got moved to my house and so I had to finish it frantically this last couple of days. I’m glad I did, it’s the first Austen I’ve actually made it all the way through ( I KNOW, I KNOW. Don’t you have some book you should have read? Actually I read an article about people who lie about having read books and why they do, and I’ll admit that I lie about having read Austen just to avoid the incredulous reactions.) and I enjoyed it quite a bit. I kept wanting to slap various characters, but I’m fairly certain that was the point, so it was ok. What was odd, though, was that I kept thinking throughout what a different book it would have been had it been written by Virginia Woolf or Evelyn Waugh. I think the thought came up because they’ve all written about similar subjects- a good person ignored, a group visiting the country – and my mind wandered. If Waugh had written it the story would have been similar but the absurdity more pronounced, if it had been Woolf there would have been a death and more inner turmoil and torment. Anyway, it was an interesting thing to think about as I read. But that shouldn’t be taken to mean that I wished it was written differently, it was wonderful as it was. And true to report, the love letter toward the end is paralyzingly lovely.

I’m in the middle of Change Your Questions, Change Your Life by Wendy Watson Nelson, which is incredibly good and about the power of questions in our dealing with ourselves, others, and God. She has a 30 day challenge wherein you take a question to the scriptures every day for 30 days, which I’m excited to try. There are some great insights and thought provoking ideas in here.

I’m also in the middle of A Charlotte Mason Companion and Charlotte Mason Study Guide. I’ve got school on the brain.

I also have to get to Alice In Sunderland by Bryan Talbot, which I have from the library and will need to return soon. I’ve been meaning to read it for literally YEARS now, so I’m glad to get to it.

Anyway, that’s what I’m reading. What are you reading? Anything I should add to my list? Fill me in!

Random recommendations

A Penguin Story by Antoinette Portis: A gorgeous little kid’s story about a penguin named Edna who decides to look for “the something else”- something not like the white, black, or blue that make up her days and nights (the ice, night, and water). It’s short, the art is lovely, and it contains such a wonderful lesson about widening your horizons to look for truth.

Wheat Thins Flatbread Tuscan Herb flavor: My new favorite food. Seriously, so so tasty. Z even likes them, and she doesn’t eat “herb-y” things.

The Cricket’s  Orchestra by Meaghan Smith: I’ve been listening to this album non-stop all day. It’s part 30′s big band, part rock-a-billy (only 1 song’s worth), part blues, part some other things I’m too lazy to think of. Lots of piano, lots of instruments, and a gorgeous old school sounding voice.  It’s total and utter Maryanne music. And it’s only $5! What do you have to lose? I mean, other than $5? It’s SOOOO good.  Listen to Heartbroken (my favorite) at the link.

The Vintage Pearl’s personalized necklaces: I got these for all the women relatives this year for Christmas. The quality is great, and they turned out truly lovely.  Now to get one for me!   (Actually, I’m looking at this one, (with “connect”, of course) but that’s another discussion entirely!)

Simplicity Parenting: Using the Extraordinary Power of Less to Raise Calmer, Happier, and More Secure Kids: This book is amazing. It’s so inspiring, and exactly what I needed to be reading right now. The main concept is that kids are bombarded with too many toys, too much information, too many activities, too many choices, and that by simplifying in all of those areas and introducing more rhythm and routine into the day, they will better thrive (and so will parents and family life). Instituting even a couple of the suggestions have made a world of difference in our house.

That’s all I’ve got for now- what do you recommend today? :)

File this under completely ridiculous:

The girls got a package from their Anti Christy yesterday. (Christy is not related to us by blood, but should be.)

It contained utter ridiculousness that only a special auntie could provide:

Homemade, crocheted mama and baby owls and penguins. These things are beyond completely adorable. But it didn’t stop there, oh no.

Little chicks (or as we’re calling them around here, chirpies) with removable egg shells.  (Except for that little guy on the end, he’s just an egg.)

Tiny immediately took to the chirpies, (although this picture is her hugging as many of the little guys as she can pick up, including the owls.) She would pick one up, hug it dramatically, and say “oooooooooh”.  She would NOT let them go, and ended up going to bed with the orange one shown in this picture.

Z immediately started role playing and acting out all kinds of adventures. She ended up sleeping with the mama penguin in a headlock. They were a spectacular hit, and such a wonderful present. We love Anti Christy!

And, just as a bonus, a ridiculous picture of Tiny with her ridiculous piggies:

Read me

There are posts from me all over the internets today.

My brilliant photographer friend Jessica asked me to guest post about Z’s photography at Momshots.

My friend Hilary started a new blog about weight loss, and I’m contributing posts about my love/hate relationship with Jillian Michaels, I mean, my attempt to work out throughout the year.  Check it out here.

And there’s a new post up at Modern Day Martha about our balcony garden.

The prolificness can’t last, so enjoy it while it lasts!

UBERLIST 2010

Yet again I have braved the madness of creating an Uberlist. An idea stolen from a friend of a friend, it consists of coming up with a to-do list for the coming year, containing the same number of items as the year it is.  (When it began in 1998 or so, there would have been 98 items on the list. This year there are 110.)  It’s brash and bold and I love it.  To quote whoever it was I stole the idea from:

“I think I only accomplish about 30% of the list in any given year (one year, I didn’t finish MAKING THE LIST) and generally by June there are a good 10 items that are no longer applicable or even desireable, but it’s a fun thing to have nonetheless, and it keeps me focused for the first few months of the year. Then I forget all about it until about, oh, say, NOVEMBER, at which point I scramble about trying to remember where I put last year’s list.”

I just looked over last year’s list, and I completed 49% of my items, which I’m pretty dang pleased about.

So here’s this year’s, in all it’s crazed glory. Some of the goals are edited because they concern surprises for people who read this blog. Go ahead and guess it’s you.  :)

Phooey! It appears wordpress messed up all my numbering. Oh well. Just take my word for it, there’s 110 things on the list.

Books

  1. Read 5 books from school shelf
  2. Read 50 books
  3. Read 10 education/child development books
  4. Reread Positive Discipline
  5. Collect books for Z and A’s library
  6. Participate in book club
  7. Re-read a childhood favorite
  8. Give hated book/author a second chance
  9. Read biography of Thomas S. Monson
  10. Write about books I read

Local attractions

  1. Go to beach
  2. Go to zoo
  3. Go to aquarium
  4. Go to Winchester Mystery house
  5. Go to Sky High

Trips

  1. Go camping
  2. Visit family in Utah
  3. Go on 3 getaway trips with B
  4. Go to the snow
  5. Go to Disneyland

Spirituality

  1. Go to temple
  2. Come up with a plan to STUDY the scriptures
  3. Follow it
  4. Read Old Testament
  5. Read New Testament
  6. Read Book of Mormon
  7. Read Doctrine and Covenants
  8. Get other scripture story books
  9. Renew Ensign subscription
  10. Go to enrichment each month
  11. Read Sunday school lessons ahead of time
  12. Read RS lessons ahead of time
  13. Meditate 5 minutes a day for a month

Service

  1. Work on family history
  2. Visit teach regularly
  3. Write thank you notes
  4. Make something for ****
  5. Volunteer to help with activities

Personal development

  1. Meet 1 new sister each Sunday
  2. Revisit priorities each month
  3. Make a new friend
  4. Go to girls night out
  5. Get some new clothes
  6. Schedule regular time with ***
  7. Use Rosetta stone to practice Spanish
  8. Have 3 different couples over
  9. Sing more often
  10. Take a dance class

Leisure

  1. Go to a musical
  2. Go to a play
  3. Go to tea with Liz
  4. Have date night once a month
  5. Try new music
  6. Get a manicure
  7. Get  a massage
  8. Get a sketchbook and draw nature

Home

  1. Clear out side of room
  2. Get craft table
  3. Clear out Z’s closet
  4. Clear out B’s closet
  5. Clear out my closet
  6. Get shelving for closets
  7. Get outgrown clothes to Liz
  8. Get rid of maternity clothes
  1. Purge/organize fabric
  1. Organize cricut cartridges
  1. Organize scrapbook stuff
  2. Follow cleaning schedule
  3. Get rid of dead plants
  4. Get new plants
  5. Get carpets cleaned
  6. Repaint dining room wall
  7. Purge storage
  8. Get better organization for art supplies
  9. Get 72 hour kits stocked
  10. Purge bath toys and clean remaining

Writing

  1. Post 2 times a week to Martha
  2. Write 1st draft of Who Made the Monsters
  3. Write Christmas birds story
  4. Write in a journal once a week
  5. Submit a piece to Segullah

Health

  1. Set workout goal
  2. Stick to workout goal
  3. Go to dentist
  4. Eat more fruits and veggies
  5. Get check up
  6. Get new toothbrush
  7. Get new glasses
  8. Get new contacts

Homemaking skills

  1. Try 12 new recipes
  2. Find healthier recipes
  3. Come up with a food budget and stick to it
  4. Make jam

Entrepreneur endeavors

  1. Create 3 items for Etsy store
  2. Post 3 items to Etsy store

Creativity

  1. Catch up A’s scrapbook
  2. Catch up Z’s scrapbook
  3. Make quilt
  4. Make dad ****
  5. Make mom *****
  6. Make skirt
  7. Make something using a pattern
  8. Make puzzles for Z for Sacrament meeting

Education

  1. Get z into dance class
  2. Plan and implement art project time
  3. Plan in more play time
  4. Regular and effective FHE
  5. Figure out next year preschool for Z
  6. Figure out next year preschool for A
  7. Teach Z primary songs

And I’ve already accomplished 4 of them! Go me!

What are your goals for this year?